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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 16, The Chat Room
On the discord channel, three hours later.
Martin has logged in.
Brull has logged in.
Pollo has logged in.

Pollo: No bodies Martin. Or is it a cover up?
Martin: They got out the building before the boom, lucky sods. I shot Priestley down but he must have had protection. The bitch was too damn quick.
Brull: Probably for the best, BG wants her alive.
Pollo: Mistake.
Angel D has logged in.
Martin: The fireworks were nice though.
Angel D: My pleasure. But fireworks, I take it, is not what you hunted me down for.
BG has logged in.
BG: Update.
Pollo: Angel D, meet the boss.
Angel D: What do you need from me BG?
BG: You had dealings with Wu?
Angel D: Maybe.
BG: He commissioned a bomb of expanding proportions.
Angel D: To put it mildly.
BG: Was you successful?
Angel D: You offering to buy?
BG: Name your price.
Angel D: We can do business. I’ve sent you an invite, come to my office.
Angel D has logged out.
BG has logged out.

“Damn,” Colin cursed.
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 15. The Man of Many faces
The safe house was quiet as Kaz and Colin worked steadily through the pictures, Colin dissecting the pictures through the laptop while Kaz finished writing profiles on those they had information on. Putting the last sheet down she picked up one of the blown-up printouts with the woman on it.
“Can we zoom in on that?” Kaz asked, indicating the laptop in the picture.
Checking what photo she was looking at Colin pulled it up on his own laptop and adjusted some settings, but as they got closer it pixelated.
“Looks like a chat room of sorts,” he said, as he attempted to clear the picture up. “I can make out the word ‘discord’. There may have been someone at the meeting that we don’t have in the images.”
“She said something about a report.”
“A boss man?” Colin mused as he continued to clear the image up. He shook his head. “I can’t do it here. But, I can send a request to our guys back home to clear the
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Chapter 14: Pictures Speak a Thousand Words


Priestley crouched by a nearby wall as he watched the firemen control the fire, one hand rubbing his chest, which felt like it had been hit with a baseball bat several times over, the other clutching his rucksack which he found himself very relieved to have on him. As it was, the case on his laptop had been damaged by shrapnel that had torn through the bag, that it hadn’t been blasted to smithereens was a relief.
Another car arrived on the scene, a diplomatic car, Priestley tensed up. Hawke got out of the vehicle and went straight to the leading officer on the scene, flashed a badge and began asking questions. Priestley watched him for a while longer before making his decision and heading into the back allies, still rubbing his chest under the vest, walking under the knowledge that he would now be dead if he hadn’t been wearing it.
Shouldering his rucksack, he pulled out his phone and hesitated. Last time he’d called Kaz he’d gi
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Battle on the Home-Front
Dr Sades & Nex
Battle on the Home-front.
 
“Gordon, get your group together,” Basil said, in a commanding tone as he entered the room. “We’re going on a hunt to replenish some supplies.”
“Good,” Nex growled over the top of his cards. “I’m in.”
“No,” Basil said firmly. “Sorry Nex, you need to let that leg heal.”
“The leg is fine,” Nex argued back as he placed his set down. The table around him moaned at the winning hand and threw their own cards down in turn. “I can hunt.”
“Those wolves took a chunk out of you and you’re still limping. You’ll slow us down.” Basil said, as he left the room making it clear his word was final.
As the room emptied Nex looked moodily at the overdone wolf meat they’d been playing for, his appetite gone he kicked the table over and, picking up his axe in his one arm, strode into the area where everyone was gathering
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 13 Boom
“So, what happened?” Priestley asked, down the phone, as he got out of the car with Kaz.
“You gave the gig up yourself, Priest,” Matt replied. “by calling at two am. It didn’t matter what story I tried to run by her she knew I was lying. That’s when she got me by the balls, so to speak.”
Priestley winced, knowing just how good Scarlet could be at dragging something out of you if she was determined enough. “Sean didn’t come to your aid?”
“We just got some paperwork through approving the extension, finally, so he was making some calls to get the team back together. By the time he realised something was up, Scarlet was already dialling your number.”
“How much did you tell her?”
“Just that Kaz was missing. So, she’s alright?”
“She’s with me now, we’re just heading into to Zita’s café for a proper meal.” Priestley replied as he held the door open for
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 12 Dark Plans
Pollo: The team is back together, and in one piece.
BG: What of the Angel of Death?
Pollo: J is putting out a series of feelers even as we speak. I believe, now we know how, it should be easy to locate him. Should be in contact in the next few hours.
BG: And the bitch?
Pollo: Unsure of her current whereabouts, Priestley filed a missing person report.
BG: He’ll be out hunting for her then.
Pollo: Are you sure you want her alive. It would be easier to kill her.
BG: Easier, but not as much fun.
Pollo: If she gets in the way again.
BG: I want her alive. I don’t care about Priestley, you may dispose of him, but the bitch is mine.
Pollo: Understood.
When we make contact with the Angel of Death…?
BG: Put him in direct contact with myself. I will explain what it is we need.
Pollo: You think he is capable of the challenge.
BG: he was going to do the same thing for the Eagles was he not?
Pollo: I wasn’t privy to the full plans, but I believe it was something of the sor
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 11 Open Discussion
The canteen was on one of the higher floors and it seemed to take up the bulk of it. Mr Clim led them to a table where a young man was placing a tray of snacks in the way of sugary donuts and cakes.
Priestley sat down his eyes still on Clim, and Kaz sat beside him.
“You wanted coffee, Kaz,” Mr Clim, offered as he poured a cup out from a coffee pot. “We have the good stuff here.”
Kaz accepted it, but waited till he’d poured himself some and drank a bit before taking a sip. Priestley poured his own and sat back in his chair, his eyes sweeping the room, settling on two who had just entered.
Hawke sat at the table and helped himself to a chocolatey looking donut as he gestured to the young waiter.
“Your usual, Hawke?” He smiled, then with a respectful nod at Spartan disappeared through another door.
Spartan sat at the table.
“Well met, Kaz, and Priestley,” he said silkily. “Indeed, this will probably be the only time we ever meet
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 10 The Show
Kaz was struggling in the confined space, struggling to pull open a grate that would let her into the corridor below. She cursed under her breath as her fingers lost their grip once more and her elbow hit the metal behind. Wiping her sweaty hands on her jeans she had an idea and began to manoeuvre her jacket off and into her hands. Grasping the metal grate through the jacket she began to pry upwards once more grunting with exertion as it came up slightly, she altered her position slightly to get a better angle and pulled once more. It came suddenly and she pulled back cracking her head on the top of the tunnel.
Kaz laid there for a moment muttering curses under her breath as she rubbed the back of her skull, before lowering herself through the hole and dropping to the ground. She took a moment to gather her surroundings. Offices? She thought, glancing up and down the beige corridor at the doors and nameplates. Shaking her head, she moved to the nearest door and opened it slightl
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 9 M.I.A
Still shaking slightly Priestley ran into the corridor after Kaz then stopped hands in the air as multiple officers raised their weapons.
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“And when we were scaling that tree-“ Skittles laughed.
“I’ve been wanting to do that since they put it up!” Legs joined in.
Spirits were high around the med van, the medic was happy with the state of the group so far and had given up trying to calm them down. The officers led Priestley over.
“This guy with you lot?” He asked, keeping Priestley back a few steps.
“Yeah,” Miles said quickly. “If not for him we’d have been stuck in the other building.”
The officers behind Priestley moved to undo the cuffs after a nod from the one in charge, Priestley walked by him handing him his cuffs as he did so.
“Where’s Kaz?” he then asked calmly as he joined the group.
“We’re not sure,” Moose shrugged. “She was following us down.”
“She
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A Family Debate
The world around her was falling, again. People screaming and dashing for cover that did not exist, there was no escaping the nightmare of the asteroid. Kayla put down her joypad in frustration.
“What am I doing wrong?” She moaned leaning forward in the gaming chair, her feet waving in the air inches from the floor.
“Are you making allies before you go back home?” Her brother asked from behind his laptop.
“I don’t know how?” Kayla cried looking over at him. “Help me, Sam.”
“No way,” Sam laughed. “You’re not getting out of it that easy.”
“But I’m running out of time,” Kayla pleaded. “I told dad I’d complete in a week.”
“To prove that you have a clever enough mind to buy the new Mass Effect game. I know, you keep saying. But if you can’t complete it you have to wait till it has come down in price. Sorry sis, sounds fair enough to me.”
“But I need
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Two Privates at Sea
The sun reflected stunningly on the soft waves of the ocean, bands of gold and scarlet shinning over the endless blue with only one fault in the seamless beauty. One lone fishing boat, moving gently with this waves, two men watching the sun go down in a forlorn silence.
“It’s beautiful,” Private Lincoln said from the little boat, “Simply beautiful.” Private Farne stayed quiet as he waited for the storm that was bound to follow. “Of course, it’s nice to enjoy the views in this clear open space before we eventually get COURT MARSHALLED!” He yelled, slamming both his hands on the side of the boat.
“It was you who wanted to spend the day fishing,” Farne snapped back.
“And you who recommended using your old boat!”
“I fuelled the damn thing up last time I used it, must have got robbed while we were on duty.”
“Who puts out to sea without first checking the necessities?! Has your training taught you nothi
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 8, Thunder Run
Kaz had memorised the faces of all in the room as she waited for something to happen. As of yet, there didn’t seem to be any obvious reason why these people had met up.
“We should probably go,” Moose whispered and Kaz half turned.
“Go ahead, I’ll follow in a minute,” she replied, quietly.
“What are you waiting for?” Miles asked.
“Activity.”
“What type of activity?”
“No, activity,” Kaz pointed towards the opening door. “Hush.”
Kaz watched another man enter, as he reached the light, she cursed and laid flat on the floor, she couldn’t be seen where she was, nobody was looking for her up here, but instinct struck quickly when she spotted Agent Martin. Former agent Martin, her mind corrected. Once an Eagle who hid on the police force, helped frame her for murder and even came into the Eagles base to gloat. That was how he’d gained the broken nose.
Kaz closed her eyes and took a deep b
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Chapter 7: EITD Paranoia and Plans
Sitting in the café in Gallery Place, Kaz watched the world around her. The place had changed drastically in the few months since she’d arrived; Christmas trees and trimmings were every-where, The Gallery was a much busier place with the Christmas shoppers rushing about. School was out and teenagers mixed with the crowd in gangs. Spirits were high.
“Here ya go, girl,” A familiar waitress placed a coffee on the table for her. “Thank you for waiting, it’s been crazy today, and with the Christmas shoppers it’s not the best day for the coffee machine to be playing up.”
Kaz smiled, wrapping her hands around the cup; “It’s no problem, really.”
“Well, Merry Christmas,” she said cheerfully, as she headed back to her usual post.
Kaz shook her head, laughing at herself; That shouldn’t take you by surprise anymore, girl.
I know.
She replied to her little voice silently. Christmas just seems so out of plac
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Outlaws EITD: Chapter 6 Echoes in the Dark
Operation Rebirth is still awaiting news on the Angel of Death and I grow impatient in these passing months. Echos’ find more freedom of movement outside of winter and are also seeking the Angel of Death. We cannot allow them to find him first, I can only stress so much how important he is to our cause.
As the American sector has thus far failed to find so much as a trail I am sure you will be pleased with the assist I am ending over. Three more agents that worked for the previous establishment of the Eagles, they are known well for getting the job done at any cost and have the power to clean house if that is what needs to be done. I expect you to welcome them and give them your full co-operation, securing their trust was no easy matter and cost many agents.
On a positive note trouble for our UK friends has indeed been a fun ride, it is now only a matter of time before one of them does something illegal to clean things up. When they do I want you to bring any illegal activity to
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Chapter 5: EITD Parkour
“Animals and plants both synthesize fats and proteins from carbohydrates; thus glucose is a basic energy source for all living organisms.” Kaz muttered the sentence under her breath and wrote some of the unfamiliar words in the work book besides her, for looking at in more detail. I almost have to translate this, she thought, but not irritably. Priestley, she’d decided, had brought up a fair point. The exercise in taking in knowledge, even unfamiliar knowledge, may be essential in the future. Nothing wrong with brain training.
A coffee appeared besides her hand and she looked away from the book. “Thanks, Priest.”
“Homework?” he asked, sitting opposite her in the café and picking up the science book.
“Figured this would be the best place to do it,“ Kaz answered looking around the café they were in, her eyes focusing on the coffee machine as one of Zitas’ staff worked it for a new customer. “It’s not
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A written piece of whatever you would like, 1 page long (Microsoft word, 12 point, single spacing)
See written piece 'Two Privates at Sea' for an example.
Will write anything but romance and erotica.
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Same as above but with 2 pages worth
3 page story
Same as 1 page but with 3 pages of fun
if you wish for more, please note me.

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Hey guys, 
so I thought I'd try my hands at commissions. Not drawing mind you (that would suck for the human race). 

It's said that everyone has a story within them, but not everyone has the time or ability to write it. Me, however, I love writing, and I don't have to run that hotel till the season starts again so I don't have a lot to do right now, so here is what I'm going to do.

Do you have a story that you would like down on paper?

For 100 points, you get an A4 12 font sheet with that story. Example  Two Privates at SeaThe sun reflected stunningly on the soft waves of the ocean, bands of gold and scarlet shinning over the endless blue with only one fault in the seamless beauty. One lone fishing boat, moving gently with this waves, two men watching the sun go down in a forlorn silence.
“It’s beautiful,” Private Lincoln said from the little boat, “Simply beautiful.” Private Farne stayed quiet as he waited for the storm that was bound to follow. “Of course, it’s nice to enjoy the views in this clear open space before we eventually get COURT MARSHALLED!” He yelled, slamming both his hands on the side of the boat.
“It was you who wanted to spend the day fishing,” Farne snapped back.
“And you who recommended using your old boat!”
“I fuelled the damn thing up last time I used it, must have got robbed while we were on duty.”
“Who puts out to sea without first checking the necessities?! Has your training taught you nothi

200 points 2 A4 sheets (no example yet)
300 points 3 A4 sheets and so on Example  Battle on the Home-FrontDr Sades & Nex
Battle on the Home-front.
 
“Gordon, get your group together,” Basil said, in a commanding tone as he entered the room. “We’re going on a hunt to replenish some supplies.”
“Good,” Nex growled over the top of his cards. “I’m in.”
“No,” Basil said firmly. “Sorry Nex, you need to let that leg heal.”
“The leg is fine,” Nex argued back as he placed his set down. The table around him moaned at the winning hand and threw their own cards down in turn. “I can hunt.”
“Those wolves took a chunk out of you and you’re still limping. You’ll slow us down.” Basil said, as he left the room making it clear his word was final.
As the room emptied Nex looked moodily at the overdone wolf meat they’d been playing for, his appetite gone he kicked the table over and, picking up his axe in his one arm, strode into the area where everyone was gathering


I would need details, I can only work with what you give me. 
Characters 
events
personalities - if you have links to art of your characters do share the inspiration
do you want it to be funny?
tense?

Please note I'm hopeless at romance, but if that's what you want I can give it a go.

I can do chase, conversations, humour, emotional upheaval
practicing fights
will do torture but not rape
will not do erotica

Drop me a line.
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Kazwako
The Office Chick
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I'm first and foremost a dreamer, then a writer, love art but quite bad at it, but that's okay, I love looking at other peoples art. I am high up the chain of command in a big hotel - believe me that's a lot of pressure - but still find the time to walk around with my head in the clouds, preferably with some light to heavy rain.
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